Someone, somewhere, had not thought this through.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Career ups and downs
Trooper 310 now wishes he’d listened when the personal development coach said you should always have an elevator pitch ready.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Everyone loves a royal wedding
The Emperor’s grandson is getting married and an imperial holiday has been declared. But do the Death Star staff get the day off? Do they even get overtime pay?
Monday, April 25, 2011
Sad devotion to that ancient religion
“I find your lack of respect for the rich diversity of our multi-faith workforce disturbing. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power to send people on cultural awareness training.”
Monday, April 18, 2011
How like the rebel scum to disregard bureaucracy
“Threepio, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!”
“I’m terribly sorry, master Luke, all Artoo can manage is crashing their website, although to be frank I think it may be doing that all on its own. To reset the masher program I’ll need to send a request to IT. I don’t suppose you have a job code for this, master Luke? Master Luke?”
Monday, April 11, 2011
Evil cares about sustainability too
The Empire encourages TIE-fighter-pooling as a good way to save fuel and avert galactic warming.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Meeting those recruitment targets
“A sister? Obi-wan was right to hide her from me. If you will not join our graduate training programme, perhaps she will.”
Monday, March 28, 2011
Leading from the front
The Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of construction. It stands to reason that, as the technicians’ manager’s manager’s manager’s manager, he can do their job much better than they can.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Restructuring
The Prisoner Security and Terrestrial Assault departments don’t quite understand why they’ve been merged, but rumour has it the organogram is now almost perfectly symmetrical.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Title bump
Tarkin was so chuffed to be promoted from Moff to Grand Moff that he barely noticed when the Emperor added that there was no budget for pay rises this year.
Monday, March 7, 2011
They’re such a well-behaved pair
Vader has the kids this week and thanks to an unreliable babysitter he’s had to bring them along to work. “They’ll just play quietly in a corner,” he said.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
The prerogatives of senior management
Vader: “Several rebel fighters have broken off from the main group. Come with me.”
Pilot: “Has this project been booked in?”
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