Working at the Death Star
A long time ago in an office far, far away...
Monday, February 6, 2012
Not working at the Death Star
“Hello? Yes, hello Mr Vader. No, I’m sorry, we’re not going to be able to make it in today. Yeah, it’s the snow. I know, I know, you’ll have to have the departmental meeting without us.”
Friday, December 23, 2011
Merry Sithmas!
Monday, December 19, 2011
Our fast-track promotion scheme rewards excellence
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
The insurance just doesn’t cover it
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
Now witness the bureaucracy of this fully armed and operational battle station!
“Sire! The rebels have found a way to destroy the Death Star with a single–”
“Trooper, if you have an issue, you should raise it in the first instance with your line manager. If they see fit, they can pass it up to their divisional head, who can if necessary bring it to my attention at the next board meeting. What’s the point in having these structures if we’re not going to use them, eh?”
Thursday, December 1, 2011
This isn’t the careers advice you’re looking for
“So, Luke, where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Well, I’m very much committed to a career with the Jedi and I’d hope before too long to advance to the point of cutting my dad’s hand off before nagging him into sacrificing what’s left of his life to save mine.”
“OK, or there’s that Regional Deputy Manager job coming up soon.”
Monday, November 28, 2011
The dark side of the outsource
Jargon with the power to destroy an entire planet
Monday, May 30, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Attack of the branding consultants
“Sire, the DS brand has a strong core value – death – but it has yet to own that idea in the consumer’s mind. Take these cannons: sure, they deliver the product, but do they deliver the proposition? No one who sees them in action lives to tell the tale, so you’re missing out on all that crucial word-of-mouth. We propose replacing them with a quirky-meets-edgy art installation to explore the concept of death in ways that will really–”
“If you’re about to say ‘go viral’ I’m going to have you killed.”
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